Dumb Quotes and Inside Jokes
Ever wonder what the Lightning Losers do in their spare time? Other than talk about how cool we are, that is? We say stupid things. (I mean, retarded things. I mean, gay things. I mean, URGH! ROTFLOL.) We figured at camp one day, hey, why not make a dumb quotes page?
(We're not going to explain, because you just don't want to know.)
1. "Oh look, a pretty tree!"
2. "It's STUPID! I mean, RETARDED! I mean, GAY! I mean, AHH!"
3. "He is SO cute!"
4. "Cave rule number one: Don't play Dance, Dance Revolution."
5. "I thought the Lost Sea had risen!"
6. "You never know when you'll need your cup!"
7. "Amy, put that squishy thing back in your cup! No one wants to see it! No, get it OUT of your mouth!"
8. "Six points on your license, I'll see you in COURT."
9. "You're not a noun, you're a verb!"
10. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
11. *deep voice* "Why yes, I do dance in the rain!"
12. Gwen the Circus Master.
13. Moose-Camel. With a green beard.
14. "Arts and crafts are not my forte."
15. "It's supposed to be chewy, not crispy. That makes me mad!"
16. "My dead soul will sue!"
17. "Elvis Presley isn't dead! He went to preform at the secret underground lost and found city of Atlantis, and got stuck in traffic on the way home." - Emili
18. "Into the water........"
19. "NO YOU STUPID BOY!!!" - Emili reading Brisingr
20. "We are the mafia..." - all the LLs, from a long time ago (like, 2 years) <NOTE FROM AMY: the next day after that, I saw my daddy eating from that plate!! LOL!!>
21. "HOW COULD YOU THROW AWAY BABY AC?!?!?!" - Abby and Amy, excercising their great parenting abilities over a plate full of melted chocolate chips, marshmellows, and other assorted sugary goodnesses
22. "That is so Daquiri!" - Emili and Amy
23. "So, we're sitting on my bedroom floor, listening to "She Bangs," eating jellybeans, and playing an Egyptian board game. How much lower can we get?" - Amy and Emili
24."Blow, blow suck!" *Amy under her breathe* That's what she said!
25. one-armed crack dealer: "Arg, I love me some crack!"
26. angry drunk man on the train: "BS, dude! I've been drunk before!" "Hello, ladies..."
27. "We're going upstairs. Jealous?" - Abby
28. deck of cards
29. "Winner gets this half-eaten Snickers bar!"
30. METRO SURFING!!!
