The Wall of Shame
Sending us hate mail results in a life sentence to Azkaban.
No boy, Just no
Original Message: My Gosh are you guys high or something? What kind of losers make a
harry potter website? Just go smoke some floo powder or something and GET OFF
THE INTERNET U STUPID LITTLE GIRLS!
Dear Michael,
What the crap are you saying, boy? You're contradicting yourself in your words. ". . . go smoke some floo powder . . ." You obviously know what floo powder is... which means that you have either read the second book or seen the second movie. (If you didn't like the first one, why would you read/watch the second book/movie?) If you have read or seen Chamber of Secrets, then you are saying that you are... *dramatic music* A HARRY POTTER FAN!!! And a crappy one, at that, seeing how you're dissing it. Dumbledore would be ASHAMED of you, boy.
Love,
Amy
Abby's Response: Dear Retard,
What are you, Gay? What self respecting boy says 'Gosh'. None. Who even freaking asked you to come on the site anyway? Well, okay, we did, but thats not the point. If you dont like HP or if you have a problem with J.K Rowling, Get the Hagrid's Buttcrack off this site! I speak just for myself though, none of the other LLs have approved this. And Little Girls, who in the crap do you think you are? You my dear friend, if your writing is any indication, are about seven years old. DON'T EVER CALL ME A LITTLE GIRL AGIN YOU FLYING WHIZZBY!!!
Hate you much,
Abby
Dear "I dont give a crap what your name is",
You disgust me. HOW DARE YOU come to this site if you hate it so much. If you had any brains what so ever, you would NOT call us 'little girls', I will hunt you down, and if I find you, oh, woe unto you. NEVER come to this site if all you want to do is criticize or make stupid, random, ramble rouzing comments. GET IT?? GOT IT?? GOOD!! Ok then, now that three of the four LL's have written to your gay, freakin, dangon boggy, ramble rouzing, stupid comment, you can go SNORT some floo powder yourself, and maybe while your doing so, Dolores Umbridge and her fellow toads with find you, and turn you in to Voldemort. (not to be confused with you turning into him, you being handed in to him.) (which means death, cause Voldemort is DEAD) HAHAHAHAHA.
MWAHAHA,
Anna
Dear Micheal,
You suck!
Love, Emili
NOT YOU AGAIN
Original Message: FREAKTARDS! If you dont want to accept the truth about yourselves when
a kind and caring person tells you it, then there isnt much I can help you with.
Amy, I am not no stupid harry potter freak, and Abby im not eleven. Why dont you
losers just get over yourselves and stop acting like harry potter is some great
thing. J.K. Rowling is a (nasty word)and you guys are acting just like her.
WOE BE UNTO YOU!
Dear Micheal king of the gaywads,
On behalf of your (gay) response I would like to say that we hate your guts. If you don't like the site then don't come here anymore. Caring, please you don't know the meaning of the word. If your kind and caring now I'd love to see your angery side. Harry Potter is awesome and maybe you are to stupid to admit that and that sounds like a personal problem to me. Honestly what is your problem. If you hate us that much then GO AWAY! You obviously don't care enough about us or J.K. Rowling to appreciste our awesome attempts to make a Harry Potter website. If we get one more e-mail from you I'll be all over you like white on rice boy and woe be unto you!!!!!
With much HATE,
Emili Lynn
Dear Michael,
"FREAKTARDS!" - What the crap is this?
"Kind and caring person . . ." - Boy, if you're so kind and caring, then why did you send us hate mail in the first place?
"I am not no stupid harry potter freak . . ." - First of all, "not no" is a double negative. A double negative is a positive, so that means that you ARE a stupid Harry Potter freak. Second, you should capitalize Harry Potter, because it is a proper noun.
"im not eleven." - First of all, Abby said seven (7), not 11. You're much to immature to be 11. And also, Abby, what do you mean, 7? He's acting like he's 5!
" . . . and you guys are acting just like her." - Lightning Losers, I think this calls for CELEBRATION!!!!!
Also, Michael, please work on your grammar in general. The literary world will respect you much more if you do.
Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
Amy :-)
Dear Micheal,
I must admit that your NOT a kind and caring person, with your nasty mouth, and dirty words. You have brought out the anger in all FOUR of the LL's. We are not that nasty word, and we refuse to be called such. J.K. Rowling is a wonderful person who is a very talented writer, and I wish she would continue to write in the series. If you wish to continue with your hopeless arguement, then be our guest. I wish only that you watch your language, for we have younger fans on this site and we wish for them NOT to see these naughty words. If you wish to continue with your naughty words, then be our guest, we want to hear what you have to say, but if the only way you can get your "point across" is by harsh language, then we will be forced to again, block out those naughty words. And that is MISS Amy and MISS Abby to you, and apparently you did not see my comment. Harry Potter is some great thing, and I will refuse to be told other wise. We appreciate you coming back to continue your hopeless arguement, but if all you come here to do is annoy the crap out of us, then please, dont come back. We are not self-absorbed in ourselves, and how dare you think that way. We wish only to create a Potter Fan website, and we try (with limited time to do things) to create a clean and fun enviroment for those who share our views about HP. Oh, and freaktard isnt the word you want to use there, Im sure that Amy is not to happy with that. I wish only the best of health for you and yours. (Or so I think I do). Oh, And BTW, how old are you then?? (If you lie, we will know, and use Verisectium on you..haha)
LOVE YOU SITE HATER,
Anna
Freaktards....I ask you....?
The Others have the rest covered,
Abby
Ummm, Excuse me??
Original Comment: I must say that y'alls website could use a few ajustments. In other
words it sucks, and that's putting it nicely. You guys really have a lot of work
ahead of you,and honestly, I don't think that'll help. Just trying to help.
- Toby
Dear Toby,
*clears throat*, I can honestly say that if you are critiquing our site, then you must first read the whole site BEFORE you start giving us "advice". If you would have read the whole first page, you would have seen the comment towards the bottom of the LL's apologizing for not being able to completely finish the site extremely fast, because we are in school. So shove that in your juice box and suck it..haha, (long story) anywayz....We know we have a lot of work that needs to be done, and honestly, we are using every waking moment (tht isnt taken by school, sports, homework, etc.) to work on this site, answer e-mails, and keep up on whats goin on in the HP world. We will continue though, to work on the site untill it is completly finished (meaning with all teh characters on the character page, all creatures on the creature feature page, etc.) and still improving and tweaking things till everything is perfect (or as good as it can be till we come up with new ideas). Please remember we do ask that you give us advice, and we are not telling you off for giving us advice, we are telling you off cause you are only telling us that we have a lot fo work to do, but not giving us any new ideas, or ways to improve. Please remeber we will take your ideas to good use.
Toby,
after reviewing my comment, I have decided to apologize for my outburst. Ill give you a chance, do you have an HP website? Do you know more (or think you do, I dont think anyone knows more than us..haha) about HP? If you do (and can prove it) we MIGHT allow you to run an article like the LL news or something to keep us all updated. Sound good?? e-mail us back please with your answer!!
-Anna (LL #4)
Dear Toby,
Your paradigm could use a few adjustments. We're frickin' teenagers- we don't exactly have unlimited time on our hands here. We've got school, Girl Scouts, church, sports, homework, chores, babysitting, not to mention running a very promising amateur Harry Potter fan site. So if you don't like it, go make your own.
Love,
Amy
Toby Still Loves Us :-)
No, I do not have a stupid Harry Potter website and ,even though I do
read the books, I would rather be dead than work on your staff. The world does
not revolve around Harry Potter you know. There's this new thing called reality.
Y'all should try it some time. Get your heads out of that f'in fantasy world.
-Toby
Dear Toby,
First of all, thank you for semi-censoring your language for us, and thank you for reading the books. Second, I think that you would rather work on our staff than be dead. It's a ton of fun, hanging out with Abby, Anna, and Emili. (Unless you are at the mall. Never go to the mall with Anna. She goes to all the clothes stores and then buys like, one thing. LOL.) Plus, I think that if we unleashed a hungry lion on you, you would pick being a Lightning Loser. Also, I realize that the world doesn't revolve around Harry Potter. Just because I'm an obsessive fan doesn't mean that HP is the only thing in my life. And as for the reality comment, I am aware of this thing. I'm not sure how long you've known about it, but it certainly isn't new by any means.
But please, keep sending us hate mail. Personally, I love responding to it!
Love,
Amy (whose 14th birthday is today!!)
Dear Toby,
*clears throat again* You my dear friend are right. The world does not revolve around Harry Potter, it revolves around the wizarding world in which he lives in you idiot. I really appreciate that you continue to come back, and use reference to the books (which means your a semi-fan [and a really crappy one at that]). You really shouldnt have said, "I would rather be dead than work on the site, because (Amy's right) its a lot of fun. We really enjoy coming on here whenever we have time (after school, homework, sports and things). Im not so sure about the shopping comment Amy. I dont just buy one thing (if I do its because I like seeing my options before I spend all my money on it, and Im limited on money haha). I really enjoy shopping. *slaps self* back to the comment (must stay focused shouldnt I??) anywayz..I really do wish that you could just accept the fact that your an idiot....haha
Love you,
Anna
He's baaaack!
If you guys want more freakin hate mail than freakin hate mail you'll get. Where do I start, well I think Micheal was right, y'all are just a bunch of silly little girls, and y'all need to GET OFF THE IN...TER....NET! No idiot is going to come to your sight. So what if all those people e-mailed y'all, it doesn't mean anything! You guys obviously don't get out much, and that's not my problem.
-Toby
Dear Toby,
Go shake your ears.
If you don't know what that means, you need to read more Shakespeare. Speaking of Shakespeare, you remind me of his character in Twelfth Night, Sir Toby Belch. He's a drunk, and you're acting like one.
Love,
Amy
Dear Toby,
Here you go condradicting yourself again. We have already told you, the reason we dont have the best site in the world just yet, is because we are GOING THROUGH SCHOOL, SPORTS, HOMEWORK, and PARTIES. Sorry for yelling them at you, I just think its OBVIOUS that your not reading these comments because we have said this all over the site. We get out so much we dont have that much time on the site. We have so many plans to make the site better, and we will be putting them in action as soon as we get time, (and stop responding to your crappy gay e-mails). Dont have to much fun on other sites!! (oh and btw we get around 50-70 hits on the site per day, just thought you should know).
Love you,
Anna
Actually, this should be on the Nice Emails page . . .
hey peoples.
Dear Amy,
its Jasper WHITLOCK Cullen. Not HALE, and he is MINE since 2005 when Twilight
came out. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Oh the sites awsome.
Dear Meg,
Thank you very much for your support in the site! You’re very welcome on our humble homepage.
(Note: this is the part where my message gets fangirl-ish…) Now about Jasper. Are you insinuating that I don’t know my own husband? Yes, I DO know that his full name Jasper Whitlock-HALE. If you really want to get technical, it’s Major Jasper Whitlock-Hale. Yes, he is part of the Cullen coven, but his human-used last name is Hale. He and Rosalie pretend to be twins, because they look so much alike. Because Rosalie insists on retaining as much of her human life as possible (i.e. her last name, Hale), Jasper goes along with it.
And as for you claiming he is yours, I’ll fight you to the DEATH!!!!!!!! CONFEDERATE SOLDIER STYLE!!!! (My LLs can back me up on this. Once I get fired up, you can’t cool me down.)
Love,
Mrs. Major Jasper Whitlock Hale
(A.k.a. Amy!) (But it's okay. I still love ya for saying you like our site.)
*sigh* Some people just don't get it.
ya'll r complete IDIOTS. who in their right mind would create a harry
potter site. how old r u guys, 5? no i'd say about 2 b\c my 5 yr old sister can
do a better site on such a GAY topic. why don't ya'll just go crall in a hole
and DIE!!!
- jake
Dear Jake,
Who in the right mind would write hate mail to a Harry Potter site? How old are YOU, like, 10? No, I’d say about 6, because my 10-year-old sister can write a better hate mail than you, and she wouldn’t waste her time writing hate mail to US, seeing as we’ll tear apart every bit of it and harass you about it. Why don’t YOU just crawl into a deep, dark alley filled with dementors and get your soul sucked out? Or even better, have those dementors take your empty, soul-less body to AZKABAN, where you will rot away and no one will care?!?!?!?! WHAT NOW, KID!
Love,
Amy
Has anyone else noticed that "Toby" sounds like a name for a cat?
Anna, so what if you get 70 hits a day. My grandma could make a site
and get more hits than you. Y'all are f'in crazy. –Toby
Dear Toby,
Well, you were more or less talking to Anna, but it seems that I'm the only one here to answer your pathetic excuse at an insult. Seriously, why do you even bother anymore? I mean, I love it because every time you take time to read our responses and go to the contact page, we get another hit on the website. (But please, keep it up. I love the high numbers we get, and your messages just keep getting dumber and dumber!) And as for your grandma, she might make a better website. If she did, we might go to it. But that doesn't mean that we'll take down Lightning Losers.
Love,
Amy
I think it's time for s o m e o n e ' s nap . . .
Mike is my brotgher. And you are acting like the purple-sppotted
black-furred amazon bird-eater of the tropics of M-a-d-a-g-a-s-c-a-r!!!!!!!
And Harry Potter is as stupid as the blind-eyed gray-toed sloth of the canadian
wilderness!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
- Madison
Dear Madison,
Seriously, does a purple-spotted black-furred Amazon bird-eater of the tropics of Madagascar even exist? What is it anyway? WAIT! Is that one of those spiders that are like a foot long? Anyway. Back to responding . . .
Why do you hate us? Honestly? Just because you don't like Harry Potter doesn't mean you need to write us hate mail. If you don't like it, don't come to the site. Some people . . .
Love,
Amy
